Monday, 1 April 2013

BREAKING NEWS!!! PATIENCE JONATHAN FIRES MEDIA SPOKESPERSON FROM HOSPITAL BED!! click 4 details.

As fresh crisis surrounding the health of the First Lady Mrs. Patience

Jonathan brews, the presidency has fired her spokesman, Mr. Ayo

Osinlu.

The news is contained in a press release issued by the president's

Special Assistant on the Media, Dr. Reuben Abati.

Sahara-reporters sources say that the decision to fire Mr. Osinlu was

taken by the First Lady from her hospital bed in Europe. Mrs. Patience

Jonathan was mad at the inability of Mr. Osinlu to provide a foolproof

decoy of a story to distract the media from her current medical

surgeon abroad.

Mr. Osinlu was roundly criticized for the way he handled the news

about the whereabouts of the First Lady last year. During the period,

Mr. Osinlu told journalists that the First Lady went to Germany on

vacation but Mrs. Jonathan later confirmed the story published by

Saharareporters that she was hospitalized in Germany for weeks.

Our sources in Abuja said that the presidency felt that Mr. Osinlu had

lost credibility with the media establishment and that the First Lady

needed a heavy hitter the way the president recruited Dr. Doyin Okupe

to strengthen his media team that was once in disarray.

All efforts by Saharareporters to reach Mr. Osinlu by phone and text failed.

In the press release, the presidency named Rudolf Okonkwo as the new

spokesman of thewife of the President. "Mr. Okonkwo," the release

says, "has a good understanding of social media and the internet world

and will use those skills to counter the barrage of lies being peddled

by some disgruntled Nigerians on the web about the person of our First

Lady."

Until his new appointment Mr. Okonkwo was acolumnist for

Saharareporters.comand the host of Dr. Damages Show. His satirical

show routinely makes fun of the First Lady as well as mine President

Jonathan's utterances to createan unflattering portrayal of the

president.

Since the announcement all efforts to reach Mr.Okonkwo by phone and

text has failed. Saharareporters cannot ascertain his whereabouts at

press time.

A friend of Mr. Okonkwo told Saharareporters.comthat he was not

surprised at Mr. Okonkwo's acceptance of this position in a government

he had roundly condemned. "The man is as poor as a church rat and I

knew it was a matter of time before he jumped ship," he said. "He is

following the lead of the likes of Reuben Abati and Femi Fani-Kayode.

They are all shameless hypocrites."

The move to appoint Mr. Okonkwo as Mrs. Jonathan's spokesman is seen

by some Aso Rock observers as "a coup" of some sort as one of voices

critical of Jonathan's administration will effectively be silenced.

Speaking to our correspondent, an Abuja based editor who pleaded

anonymity said thathe doubted if this appointment would work."Rudolf

Okonkwo was at one time a promisingjournalist," he said. "But right

now, for all intents and purposes, he is just a clown. You don't use a

clown to defend another clown."

The Abuja editor went on to say, "I hope this isjust an April Fools' joke."

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